Roald Dahl Whoppsy-Whiffling Joke Book by Roald Dahl

Author:Roald Dahl
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Publisher: Penguin Young Readers Group
Published: 2018-01-16T00:00:00+00:00

What is an ape’s favorite cookie?

Chocolate chimp!

Why did the monkey like the banana?

Because it had appeal!

Where should a monkey go when she loses her tail?

To a re-tailer!

How do you catch a monkey?

Climb a tree and act like a banana!

What kind of key opens a banana?

A monkey!

How do you make a gorilla stew?

Keep it waiting for two hours!

Where do chimps get their gossip from?

The ape-vine!

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